October 22 2017 1Comment

The Grinch Theme Song Lyrics

The Grinch Theme Song

“Mr. Grinch”

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you’d take the seasick crocodile!

You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You’re the king of sinful sots,
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super “naus”!,
You’re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You’re a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Stink, stank, stunk”!

The Christmas Guys:

The Christmas Guys, https://thechristmasguy.com, perform interior and exterior Christmas light installation for both families and businesses. Always with Christmas music playing while we decorate we found the need and desire to make sure we had the right lyrics, https://thechristmasguy.com/christmas-song-lyrics/. View our list of best Christmas songs to see what other holiday favorites we have the lyrics for.

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Matthew was inspired to start the Christmas Guys after years of decorating not only his home but those of his family, friends and some neighbors. The dream of a Christmas light installation business came about while decorating in 2008. It wasn’t until the following year Matthew approached Michael, friend, business partner, and fellow decorating enthusiast, about the dream of a Christmas light installation business. Michael jumped on board and the dream and ideas grew from there. In the offseason, Matt enjoys his work as a business consultant helping other companies grow and increase their revenues.

1 comment

  1. thanks for the lyrics! always loved the TV program, and all the “descriptive” words of the lyrics. Being 64, I continue to be a fan of the program, and the true meaning of giving that changed Mr. Grinch’s heart; and serving Roast Beast to the land of WHO.

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